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moustache The Gentleman's Instant Genius Guide
Member Tom Cutler
Photo: Leonie Morse
Member and humourist Tom Cutler has a new volume out, called The Gentleman's Instant Genius Guide. Tom proves that following the path to becoming disgustingly rich, stylish, intelligent, thin, happy, classy, successful and a legend in the bedroom need take no longer than it does to cut your toenails, or listen to The Archers. You can learn how to become as popular as your dog, which sports car suits your personality, and how to work out the date of your death. With Tom Cutler's help you will soon find inner perfection and hugely impress your family, friends and colleagues. From the author of the brilliant Gentleman's Bedside Book, this is a hilariously funny but deeply practical guide to self-improvement.
Tom recently appeared on Radio 4's Loose Ends to give it a good plug and you can hear Arthur Smith's interview with Tom here:

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If that whets your appetite, here's a link to Tom's book on Waterstones.com, where you can show handlebarly solidarity and save money on the retail price at one and the same time: The Gentleman's Instant Genius Guide

moustache The Handlebar Club vs The Pipe Club of London Darts Match - 4th November
The Handlebar Club Darts Team in action
The Handlebar Club Darts Team in action

The annual darts match versus the Pipe Club of London will take place at the Windsor Castle pub in Crawford Place, London on the evening of the next First Friday (4th November). The First Friday meeting starts at the usual time of 7.30pm with the darts commencing at 9.30pm.

As in previous years we will be raising money for the Children's Liver Disease Foundation, a charity that has become very close to club members' hearts.


moustache TashAlaska premières at the Portobello Pop Up Cinema on October 19th
TashAlaska - The Movie
TashAlaska - Click the picture for more information

TashAlaska - A documentary about the world of competitive facial hair premières on Wednesday 19th October from 7:30pm at the Portobello Pop Up Cinema in London. The movie follows competitors in Brighton, Norway and Alaska; Handlebar Club members and those from The British Beard Club appear in the film. Click on the TashAlaska logo for more information.

Steve Parsons

moustache Handlebar Club member with a Hollywood star...
Click here for the whole picture

When Anthony met Anne...
Anthony: "Anne, have you seen what I've got in my hand?"
Click on the picture and scroll down past Anne on the bus to see what it is.

Steve Parsons

moustache Andy Nelson
Andy Nelson

Unfortunately it's my sad duty to let you know that Handlebar Club Friend Andy Nelson died peacefully in his sleep in the early hours of Thursday last week after a long illness.

Those of you who attended the Edinburgh AGM in 2009 will remember Andy and Leanne from that event. Andy also suggested the AGM venue and trip to Buckler's Hard for the annual get-together in 2010.

At Andy's suggestion The Handlebar Club have recently supported The Fountain Centre, an independent charity based in the St Luke's Cancer Centre at Royal Surrey County Hospital, Guildford that supports people living with cancer.

The Celebration of Andy's Life will commence at 1pm on Friday 12th August at Guildford Crematorium, New Pond Road, Godalming, GU7 3DB.


Steve Parsons


moustache 13 year old applies for membership

The 'parents' of 13 year old Johnny recently visited the Windsor Castle pub in Crawford St. and were inspired to get in touch with the Handlebar Club to see whether he could join as a member - so what do YOU think? Click on the Handlebar Moustache above to see Johnny's picture. By the way, there is actually a 'Bushy' precedent for this...

Steve Parsons

moustache Trains and Boats and Planes, and Trams, a Rickshaw and Quite a Lot of Walking
Five go to Sweden, Norway and Hungary
Five go to Sweden, Norway and Hungary

Andy Lear returns! He reports on a group trip of multiple modes of transport taking in a Swedish Brewery, the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Trondheim, Norway and on to southern Hungary, 130 kilometres south-east of Budapest, to compete in their Moustache Festival.

Andy Lear

moustache WBMC 2011 Trondheim - Tom Cutler Reports
Some of the Handlebar Club members in the Norwegian National Day Parade
Handlebar Club members in the Norwegian National Day Parade

Tom Cutler reports on the recent World Beard and Moustache Championships held in the beautiful Norwegian city of Trondheim, where a magnificent cross-mingling of personalities, setose, pilose, styled, pearl-encrusted, and otherwise be-haired, met for a wonderfully friendly three-day knees-up.

Tom Cutler

moustache Blazing Saddles - The Trek Continues!

STOP PRESS + + + Latest from Ken!

“Family and Friends,

Today I completed the 110 mile bike ride from Santa Cruz to King City in the central valley of California. It was tough, but I was able to keep an average speed of 20 MPH and hit 45 MPH on one downhill drive! Tomorrow is "Quad Buster Tuesday" and I think that means that all 66 miles is uphill? I may need an ambulance.......

I am off to bed now... ... there were parties at each of the 5 "Rest Stops" and characters dressed up to encourage fun. Thanks again for your support during this ride.

Ken” (Rider #5643)

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Ken Cantamout starts his AIDSLifecycle ride from San Francisco to Los Angeles this weekend!
Ken Cantamout starts his AIDSLifecycle ride
from San Francisco to Los Angeles this weekend!

Handlebar Club member Ken Cantamout from California is planning to cycle the 545 miles from San Francisco to Los Angeles in just 7 days to raise money and awareness to fight HIV/AIDS and support those living with the disease.

Yes that's right, 545 miles! And apparently it's not all down hill.

Ken says, “I have joined the battle to end AIDS, and I will be riding for all club members. From June 5th through June 11th I will ride 545 miles on a bicycle as part of AIDS/LifeCycle 10. AIDS/LifeCycle is the only AIDS fundraising cycling event in California organized and co-produced by the beneficiaries. With your help, my fundraising efforts will help the San Francisco AIDS Foundation to prevent new HIV infections and provide services to those most impacted by this disease. Together we can make a difference!”

A last-minute message from Ken:
“Family & Friends,

In 48 hours I will be begin the AIDS/LifeCycle 545 mile bike ride from San Francisco to Los Angeles. It is predicted to be a wet start (heavy rain Sunday morning) and I will be ready for the challenge. I want to thank everyone for your generous support and allowing me to raise over $5000.00 for this charity event. Depending on my physical condition at the end of each day I will try to share with you the daily highlights of this bike riding adventure.

Thanks again,

Ken Cantamout” (Rider #5643)

For more information on this extraordinary event please look at the AIDS/Lifecycle website www.aidslifecycle.org

And to support Ken's effort with a donation, please click on THIS LINK. Ken would be really grateful for your support and has promised to keep us posted on his progress.

Good luck Ken!
Steve Parsons

moustache Matt and Jonathan add a dapper touch
Watch out for Matt and Jonathan's faces landing on your doorstep
Matt and Jonathan's faces may land on your doorstep

On Thursday 14th April Handlebar Club members Jonathan M Halbert and Matt Raine aka Mr Natty added a dapper touch to a photoshoot for the Charles Tyrwhitt Autumn/ Winter 2011 new Suits range.

The shoot took place on the streets of old Spitalfields, East London. Mr Natty describes the scene.

Matt Raine

moustache A Delightful Weekend - Stuttgart German International Beard and Moustache Championships 2011
Jonathan Halbert and Ted Sedman
Jonathan Halbert and Ted Sedman at der Filderhalle

This event was held on the 19th March 2011 at der Filderhalle, in Leinfelden-Echterdingen, near Stuttgart, and was attended by six Handlebar Club Members. Jonathan Halbert reports on his and the Club's successful weekend.

Jonathan Halbert

moustache A Rose Among Thorns?
As you can see Bryony Hamblin was very excited
Bryony Hamblin was very excited

As you can see Bryony Hamblin was very excited to make her first visit to a First Friday meeting at the Windsor Castle. Bryony and her fellow film students from South Wales are currently making a documentary about the Handlebar Club. They recently attended our AGM in York - driving from the Rhondda Valley to York, and back, in one day!

This visit to London was also a day trip; that's what I call commitment.

Steve Parsons

moustache Scottish Veterans Association accepts HBC donation
SVA Chairman John Richardson accepts the cheque
John Richardson accepts the cheque from Alex McBride

The Handlebar Club has donated £100 to The Scottish Veterans Association to assist the SVA with its activities. The Handlebar Club's Treasurer Alex McBride with his wife Ann, attended the Gulf Remembrance Luncheon on 19 March 2011, and Alex is seen here handing over the cheque to SVA Chairman John Richardson.


moustache Keith Jefferson
Keith Jefferson at WBMC 2009

“I'm sad to announce the death of Club Member Keith Jefferson from Cumbria, who has died suddenly this week.

“Keith only joined the Handlebar Club in January 2009 but quickly became an active member attending our AGM weekends and notching up a notable success at the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Anchorage Alaska, where he achieved second place in the Natural Moustache category.

“In his home town of Carlisle, Keith was also well known as the proprietor of Pink Panther Records which became a local institution mostly due to Keith’s musical passion and knowledge.

“Read more about Keith in the Cumbrian, News & Star.

“Keith’s funeral service will be on Thursday 14th April at Carlisle Cemetery Chapel at 11am, followed by interment in the cemetery.

“Our condolences go to Keith’s widow Sheila and his two sons Craig and Steven.”


Steve Parsons (Secretary)


moustache Any Other Business and the Giant Nan
Tandoori Knights and Maidens
Tandoori Knights and Maidens

On Friday 1 April 2011 Handlebar Club members, their partners and friends of the club arrived at the Hedley House Hotel in York for the AGM jamboree. Tom Cutler our newly-elected Scribe, reports on the weekend's events, including this colourful degustation, with pictures from himself and Dan Sederowsky.


moustache Harriet's Marathon Effort for Charity
Harriet in training for the Paris Marathon
Harriet in training for the Paris Marathon

Over the last few years the Children’s Liver Disease Foundation is a charity that has become very close to our hearts here at the Handlebar Club.

Now Handlebar Club Friend (and the Secretary’s cousin) Harriet Maas is running her first Marathon in Paris, France this weekend to raise money for this important cause.

STOP PRESS!

Harriet completed the Paris Marathon in a time of 3 hours: 50 minutes: 56 seconds
and has raised over £1200 so far for the Children's Liver Disease Foundation.

As a baby, Harriet was diagnosed with the rare and life threatening liver disease, Alpha 1 Antitrypsin Deficiency, in which the body does not make enough protein to protect the lungs and the liver from damage.

“For some babies this can be fatal and others are left with lifelong disabilities,” says Harriet. “I am keenly aware that I am one of the lucky ones. Although I had to be resuscitated twice as a baby, I now live a full and healthy life – I just require annual check-ups. Many families are not so lucky however, and CLDF not only helps them to deal with the difficulties presented by childhood liver disease but helps fund vital research into its cause, so it's a very important charity to me.”

You can help Harriet towards her target by visiting www.justgiving.com/harrietmaas

For more information on CLDF visit www.childliverdisease.org

Steve Parsons


moustache David reaches his limit on live TV
All round good sport David Tomlinson
David Tomlinson - all round good sport

We get lots of strange phone calls at the Handlebar Club - but even we were surprised to be asked to audition for the 'Spice Girls'.

Of course the fact that the nation is currently gearing up for Comic Relief night should have given us a clue. Unfortunately we didn't have a lot of notice so the only brave soul that made it to the One Show studio on the night was part time Emma Bunton impersonator and all round good sport David Tomlinson.

David spent the afternoon dressing up in a pink T-shirt and matching mini skirt, shaving his legs and rehearsing his big number.
“I don't think I made the most convincing Baby Spice ever” said David later, “Notwithstanding the 'do something funny' tagline, this was as about as far as I would be willing to go on National TV.” he added.

Well we think that you're a star David and we love that wig.

If you'd like to show your appreciation of David's efforts then please make a donation at www.comicrelief.com/donate

Steve Parsons


moustache More Members in the Media
William and his customer both cut a dash. Click the image for the full advertisment.
William and his customer both cut a dash.
Albert enjoys a Christmas feast
Albert enjoys a Christmas feast.

More and more Members of the Handlebar Club are being chosen for media appearances. William Brown is seen here masquerading as a typical Jermyn Street barber, while a delighful manicurist attends to the graspable extremities of a smart young man. Although he's in a very expensive suit from House of Fraser, he doesn't seem to mind that William hasn't offered him a cape, and his suit is getting covered with hair clippings!

Albert Tang is revealed at an M&S Christmas party, and William also reports appearances by himself and other illustrious members of The Club in the latest two-part Harry Potter movie, so look out for Mike Solomons in part one, and William and Albert Tang in the forthcoming part two.


moustache World Beard and Moustache Championships 2011 Contestant Registration now open
The World Beard and Moustache Championships 2011 - Trondheim, Norway

The Norwegian Moustach-club of -91, the Host Club for The World Beard and Moustache Championships 2011 have finally opened their contestant registration procedure. The event takes place in Trondheim, Norway from 14th to 18th May 2011. Thanks to Ole Johan Løkberg of DNM-91 for this latest information:

REGISTRATION and PAYMENT

Browse to the internet address: www.dnm91.com and click on the World Championship logo to open the Registration pages.

Choosing your competition class:

There will be no prejudging before the competition and you have to choose the competition class that best fits your facial hair style according to the rules/drawings found on the registration pages. For added visual information you can find photos of the three top contenders at the WBMC in Brighton (2007) and Anchorage (2009) by clicking Pictures at the top of the Registration page.

Note: The Pictures link given there for the Alaska 2009 Championship leads to a page where you need to click on the individual category winners links to see their photos. The Brighton 2007 WBMC Winners page has all the photos included on it.

Registration:

After you have filled in the registration page you press Submit which enters the information into our database and takes you to Payment.

Payment:

On the first Payment page (which is actually part of the Skippy's Moustache Wax Norwegian online purchasing system) click on the British flag on the top right and the remaining text will be in English. Click Checkout and fill out the required information marked with * on the next page (sorry about this complicated procedure, but it is required by the bank). Finally, hitting Sign me up gives you a standard credit card page to fill in.

Note that your registration is not valid unless accompanied by payment of the competition fee.

The registration fee is NOK 250 or 250 Norwegian Kroner which is about £26.84 at the time of writing.

David Dade


moustache A Whisky Taste Test
The four 'gentlemen' - Noel, Steve, David, and Nicholas. Click the image for the full advertisment.
The four 'gentlemen' - Noel, Steve, David, and Nicholas

Members of the Handlebar Club endorsing a Malt Whisky? Well, it makes sense doesn't it. When the manufacturers of Singleton© Single Malt Whisky wanted to run a series of advertisments featuring a number of eccentric clubs they didn't have to look much further than the Windsor Castle Pub and a well-attended First Friday meeting. Sending along a representative for a casting session they scoured the pub for appropriately stunning models... having failed to find any they settled on the four 'gentlemen' pictured. You can click the picture above to see the full-page advertisment.

Noel, David, Nicholas and myself were invited along to a 'pop-up' club in Soho Square for a photoshoot, appropriately enough in the bar. After being encouraged to sample and approve the peaty nectar, we enjoyed our first (and no doubt last) experience of modelling. We were sent away with a bottle each and in return for our participation in the campaign, the manufacturers Diageo made a generous £800 donation to Positive Futures - a charity "helping young people from deprived communities steer clear of crime, drug and alcohol misuse and move forward in their lives".

Steve Parsons


moustache Sam - our next Secretary?
Sam Luff aspires to one day be Secretary of the Handlebar Club
Sam Luff aspires to be Secretary of the Handlebar Club

Incumbent Handlebar Club Secretary Steve Parsons has received this photo-nomination for a forthcoming election of Club Secretary. Steve was told by Sam Luff (above) that he aspires to one day be Secretary of the Club, and his parents promptly put Sam in the picture.


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